- sister: do you want up sexy.
- me: what's up sexy?
- sister: nothing, what's up with you.
- sister: what do you call a person with no body and no nose?
- me: a nobody?
- sister: no body nose.
- me: whats your opinion on tampons
- little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
- me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
- little brother: why
- me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
- little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
- little brother:
- me: that is a fantastic point
this is so accurate tho
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